Old Weather Forum

He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonderful.
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If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
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The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
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If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z where X is work,
Y is play, Z is keep your mouth shut.
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FUN is hereditary. If your parents never had too much, then sorry!
but, the chances are that you won't either. UNLESS you do something
about it... (but I am wrong sometimes!)
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If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
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BASIC is to PASCAL what AMERICAN is to ENGLISH

BASIC is to PASCAL what AMERICAN is to ENGLISH

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.
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True, Computers aren't too reliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
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The only difference between the fool, and the criminal who attacks a system is that the fool attacks unpredictably and on a broader front.
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The fault lies not with our technologies but with our systems.
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Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there will be some Federal, State or local LAW or (ordinance) (Byelaw) under which you can be booked!
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
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Nobody notices when things go right.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

I remember seeing that one LONG ago....

"You don't have to explain something you never said"
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"A little caution outflanks a large cavalry"
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"There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true."
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A computer program that RUNS is only software, that has not crashed...YET!
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"Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die"
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"That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest"
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Life is not one thing after another. it's the same damn thing over and over!

Particularly good this week!

"Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained control of
the country, it would probably fly around in circles"
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"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself"
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"I've seen many politicians paralysed in the legs as myself, but I've
seen more of them who were paralysed in the head"
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"You don't have to explain something you never said"
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"A little caution outflanks a large cavalry"
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"There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true."
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"That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest"
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