Dockside Gallery

[Michael]

[Randi]

[Hanibal94]

(Has anyone got any oil please? My armour is getting a bit rusty so close to the sea, and the joints are ceasing up )

Sounds like you've been using cheap, bootleg scrap instead of the 100% OW-approved stainless steel plates we're supposed to wear - bad Joan! Into the brig with you!

[Michael]

Bread and water for you, Joan. Luckily for you, flogging was banned in OW III.

[AvastMH]

Oh mercy, mercy!! I have done great wrong and brought disgrace upon the good name of OW.
I will stay in the brig until I have made up for my terrible metallic mess-up.

Just to mention - there's a mouse in the brig with me. Could you perhaps furnish, please, a little cheese, salad, and soft fruit, fresh coffee, breakfast pastries....solely for my murine friend of course?

[Hanibal94]

A followup to last week:



Joan gets into trouble with the PTB for using the wrong armour when conquering logbooks.

[Michael]

[Randi]

St Joan of the Whalers

[jil]

She looks suitably repentant!

[AvastMH]

That's a cracker Chris! Excellent. And absolutely right to end up in irons on a saggy straw bed made with sackcloth. I think the look in my eyes might be 'Whatever was I thinking of to bring such ill-repute to OW?'

From now on it's Stainless Steel for yours truly

Here I am (out of irons and in fine steel) - praying for forgiveness to the OW Family...

[Michael]

You've even got the Sword of Righteousness with which to smite those log keepers of perpetually bad handwriting!

[AvastMH]

I'll let you know when they have been smitten

[Hanibal94]

OW'ers showing off their mighty stainless-steel plate armor and swords to the general public.

[Randi]

Nice!

[Michael]

[AvastMH]

They look very fierce indeed - then again they don't have those mighty swords just to sharpen up Capt. Bodfish's log pencil

[jil]

The ladies look very impressed!

[leelaht]

Fierce, and TALL! Or is everyone else short?

What is that on the ground? A balloon?

[AvastMH]

A jester's pig's bladder balloon I'd suggest. It's looking a little deflated in after seeing those balloon popping swords

[leelaht]

That jester-like personage in the background is looking up to mischief. Mayhap in hopes an inattentive lady steps on it?